ghostfacer-berry:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

ghostfacer-berry:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

(Source: exploitastic)

little-red-ridinghoodie:

when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.

(Source: goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught)

lumos5000:

Little girls & aliens

OH GOD I’M HAVING FEELS

(Source: riverliningsplaybook)

padakitty:

ahatfullofskys:

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Finally .. after more than an year of postponing and procrastinating I did it in two days :D It’s not even remotely perfect but meh, I love it.


padakitty:

ahatfullofskys:

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Finally .. after more than an year of postponing and procrastinating I did it in two days :D It’s not even remotely perfect but meh, I love it.


padakitty:

ahatfullofskys:

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Finally .. after more than an year of postponing and procrastinating I did it in two days :D It’s not even remotely perfect but meh, I love it.


padakitty:

ahatfullofskys:

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Finally .. after more than an year of postponing and procrastinating I did it in two days :D It’s not even remotely perfect but meh, I love it.


padakitty:

ahatfullofskys:

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Finally .. after more than an year of postponing and procrastinating I did it in two days :D It’s not even remotely perfect but meh, I love it.


padakitty:

ahatfullofskys:

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Finally .. after more than an year of postponing and procrastinating I did it in two days :D It’s not even remotely perfect but meh, I love it.

padakitty:

ahatfullofskys:

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Finally .. after more than an year of postponing and procrastinating I did it in two days :D It’s not even remotely perfect but meh, I love it.

im-just-a-match-in-water:

toyoungtolivethisway:

officialalltimelow:

Press play and enjoy fuckers.

holy

At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.

Played 230289 times.

wealldraw:

image

shark smooch comic

tai-replog:

catnappe143:

0w0b:

cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT JUST TO DO THIS AND I WAS NOT DISSAPPOINTED

new skill acquired

omg.. I was looking for this.
i stopped drawing, got up and tried it out…….. it fucking worked. .___. 
what kinda of black magic is this e A e;

  • Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
  • Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
  • Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
  • Me: Do he got the booty my child.
  • Future Child: ...what
  • Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
  • Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
  • Me: Then I ship it, my child.

balalaikaboss:

  1. Hors D’oeuvres
  2. Sushi
  3. Quiche Lorraine
  4. Casserole
  5. Pasta
  6. Seven-layer dip
  7. Chinese takeout
  8. Pizza
  9. Nachos
  10. Meatloaf
  11. Beanie Weenies
  12. Corn Dog
  13. Hot Pocket

guygoddamngardner:

dont tell me no homo

i deserve that homo

now give it to me

bettyrizz:

mental illness is constantly either demonized or romanticized by society and there is no space in that dichotomy for real people with mental illness to exist without feeling shamed and invalidated and that isn’t fair

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.