A High school student in Texas just trying to get by.
I follow back every time, unless your are:
A HUGE FUCKING BIGGOT WHO DOES ACCEPT OTHER PEOPLE.
BLOO FOR MASCOT!
16th June 2013
Reblogged From hollymotherofsin
Notes: 9487
wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before
that’s a snake
(Source: exploitastic)
when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.
(Source: goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught)
IT HAS BEEN DONE. Finally .. after more than an year of postponing and procrastinating I did it in two days :D It’s not even remotely perfect but meh, I love it.
Played 230289 times.Press play and enjoy fuckers.
holy
At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.
shark smooch comic
0w0b:
I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT JUST TO DO THIS AND I WAS NOT DISSAPPOINTED
new skill acquired
omg.. I was looking for this.
i stopped drawing, got up and tried it out…….. it fucking worked. .___.
what kinda of black magic is this e A e;
- Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
- Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
- Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
- Me: Do he got the booty my child.
- Future Child: ...what
- Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
- Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
- Me: Then I ship it, my child.
- Hors D’oeuvres
- Sushi
- Quiche Lorraine
- Casserole
- Pasta
- Seven-layer dip
- Chinese takeout
- Pizza
- Nachos
- Meatloaf
- Beanie Weenies
- Corn Dog
- Hot Pocket
dont tell me no homo
i deserve that homo
now give it to me
mental illness is constantly either demonized or romanticized by society and there is no space in that dichotomy for real people with mental illness to exist without feeling shamed and invalidated and that isn’t fair
- Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
- Like 3 people: *raises hand*
- Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
- Me: *raises hand*
- Professor: *points me out* why?
- Me: It's illegal.
- Professor: touche.
